AUTOMATIC GLDx AIRDROPS✦THE GOOSE LAYS GOLDEN EGGS✦EGGS EVERY CYCLE✦NO STAKING NO CLAIMING✦DON'T KILL THE GOOSE✦HONK HONK✦
AUTOMATIC GLDx AIRDROPS✦THE GOOSE LAYS GOLDEN EGGS✦EGGS EVERY CYCLE✦NO STAKING NO CLAIMING✦DON'T KILL THE GOOSE✦HONK HONK✦
Chapter I — The Tek
JEETS FEED THE GOOSE. HODLERS COLLECT THE EGGS.
The goose that lays golden eggs — on a schedule. Hold 200k+ $GG and every cycle the Goose collects its creator rewards in $GOOSE and drops them straight into your wallet. No staking. No claiming. Don't kill the goose. 🥚
STATUS: LAYING
Next egg in
05:00
Every 5 minutes the Goose collects its creator fees in GLDx and drops them on every wallet holding 200,000+ $GG.
Reward token
GLDx
THE GOLDEN EGGS 🥚
$GG trades against GLDx, so the Goose's creator rewards arrive in GLDx. 80% is delivered straight to every wallet holding 200,000+ $GG every cycle. 20% keeps the Goose fed.
In the fable the farmer killed the goose for a shortcut and found nothing inside. $GG flips the script: every trade pays creator fees in GLDx, the Goose keeps 20% for feed and drops the other 80% into every nest holding 200,000+ $GG. No staking, no claiming, no knives. Just hold the goose and collect the eggs.
CONTRACT ADDRESS
Chapter II — The Flywheel
THE GOLDEN CYCLE
STEP 01
JEETS FEED THE GOOSE
Every trade is a bag of feed
Chapter III — The Fable, Explained
FAQ READOUT
est. 600 BC — Aesop
DON'T KILL THE GOOSE
Jeets feed the goose. Hodlers collect the eggs. The goose never stops laying.
BUY $GG
